at my house
Jan. 23rd, 2007 10:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ljgeoff“Aaahh! It’s the Eye Lasers of Mom-ness! At an adjoining hex, there’s no save! (clutches chest and falls to knees) Aaugh! I roll wisdom, and fall twitching and your feet, begging for mercy! (lifts hand feebly and mimes dice roll and then collapses onto floor, twitching)
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“Okay, boys, the catboxes need to be changed, the dishwasher loaded and the livingroom and stairs vacuumed. Three of you and three jobs; roll initiative.”
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“There’s just something about you, sweetie. It’s Radius-of-Lisa; heals all emotional wounds and sends out waves of contentment ...(sigh)...plus two.”
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Gangly Teen Boy strikes martial arts pose, “Eeeaaaouuuuuhah! Beware, old man! I have read the Scroll of Kick-Ass! You are no match to me!”
Boy’s Dad narrows his eyes and suddenly snakes out an arm, looping it around Boy’s neck and shoulder. “Yes! But I have the Gloves of Noogie!” he laughs evilly, giving Boy a noogie.
Boy lets out a sound somewhere between a squeak and a scream. “I release a Spell of Little Brother Summoning! Luke! Bite him in the ankle!”
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“Okay, boys, the catboxes need to be changed, the dishwasher loaded and the livingroom and stairs vacuumed. Three of you and three jobs; roll initiative.”
***
“There’s just something about you, sweetie. It’s Radius-of-Lisa; heals all emotional wounds and sends out waves of contentment ...(sigh)...plus two.”
***
Gangly Teen Boy strikes martial arts pose, “Eeeaaaouuuuuhah! Beware, old man! I have read the Scroll of Kick-Ass! You are no match to me!”
Boy’s Dad narrows his eyes and suddenly snakes out an arm, looping it around Boy’s neck and shoulder. “Yes! But I have the Gloves of Noogie!” he laughs evilly, giving Boy a noogie.
Boy lets out a sound somewhere between a squeak and a scream. “I release a Spell of Little Brother Summoning! Luke! Bite him in the ankle!”