"I never"

Ok, this looks like fun:

The "I never" thing

Put an "X" before the things you've never done
Put an "_" before the ones you have

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(_) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(X) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(_) I never pissed on someone else
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(_) I never had sex at the office
(_) I've never been married
(_) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) I never cheated on my significant other
(_) I never had sex with my boss
(_) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state/province I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant
(_) I've never had sex in a hot tub/whirlpool
(_) I've never played Dungeons & Dragons
(X) I never finished my degree

Edit - Previous Post

oh yeah, add one thing you've never done, at the end of the list.